i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
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I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
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Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
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