She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
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