Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
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just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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