no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
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She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
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I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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