Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
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How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
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Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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