I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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