It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
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our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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