Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
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It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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