He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
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Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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