That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
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dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
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