Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
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dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
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I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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