She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
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I told her I did too.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
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Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
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There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I am mentally ready for anal.
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
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