Buhtt sex?
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
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Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
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