Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
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If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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