Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
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Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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