I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
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