Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
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Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
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I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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