So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
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Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
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