Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
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My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
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Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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