I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Houston, we have a squirter
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
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Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
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I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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