That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
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I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
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You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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