yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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