why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
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I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
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I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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