She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
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I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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