i jhust puked up my retainher.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
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You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
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