The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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