If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
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well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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