What should our trivia night team be named?
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Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
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After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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