thus making me awesome and them whores
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
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Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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