I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
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You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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