My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
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After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
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I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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