who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
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all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
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I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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