How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
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There's always time for handjobs
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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