I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
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Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
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