I think i sorta joined a cult last night
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
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Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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