So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
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It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
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She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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