Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
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She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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