a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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