your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
Ended up getting hot boxed in a limo with a bunch of asians going to a karaoke bar. I think I pretended to understand their language for a solid hour. Am I bilingual now?
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if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
Randomize