Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
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Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
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You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
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