Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
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since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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