I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
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I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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