butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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