As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
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50% drunk capacity currently
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
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