check it out our google latitudes are spooning
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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