Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
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All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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