Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize