omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
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No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
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