The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
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I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
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Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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