Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
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